Carrots. They seem like such a sweet, innocent vegetable as they stare at me from their innocuous cellophane package. But, I know the truth. Beneath that pretty, frilly, green top is an evil mastermind plotting to take over the world.
Or, maybe just my refrigerator's crisper drawer.
You know what I mean. You stroll through the farmer's market...what do they have for sale? Carrots.
You peruse the produce section of the grocery store...what do they have for sale? Carrots.
If you're fortunate enough to have a vegetable garden, what will many of you be harvesting? Carrots.
They're everywhere! You don't have to look very far to find them. In fact, you can get them pretty much year-round, so I always seem to have them hanging around my fridge. I can even get them in the dead of winter (organic, no less) for around $1/lb. Sweet.
Or, is that just what they want you to think?